Now and again I get bored on a rainy Sunday afternoon and write a pointless program. Some of them end up here.

  • Mission Statement Generator
    Providing a valuable time-saving service for CEOs and corporate image consultants since July 2003.
  • Tea Consumption Tracker
    A constantly-updated and deeply scientific investigation into the important questions surrounding how much tea is actually drunk in the UK. Frankly I'm surprised there aren't government scientific grants for work of this magnitude and importance.
  • Fictitious Email Address Generator
    1000 completely made-up and yet still theoretically valid email addresses, guaranteed to satisfy even the hungriest of automated email address harvesting bots.